Mustaches and bananas

Waiting for the bus today: I might've mentionned this guy before, but he keeps on popping up on my bus rides, at all times of day. In his forties, he has bleached blond hair, with a bowl haircut and a Hitler style mustache. The first time I saw him, I imagined I could see his right hand twitching to salute, a la Dr Strangelove. But since then, I've realised he's dancing to the hip hop music playing in his earphones.

Later... 

On the bus tonight: A human banana! No, really, there's someone dressed up as a banana, chatting along with her friend as though it was all perfectly normal.

Nothing to report...

This is so silly. The moment I decide to start a blog, I find there's nothing interesting to report on the bus!
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